kelly\ clarkson

1. (Kelly Clarkson) (1212↑, 263↓)

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

Author: Kenneth http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/383837

2. (KELLY CLARKSON) (597↑, 221↓)

Enormous talent and artistry.

Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".

Author: he'sfake http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/767011

3. (kelly clarkson) (529↑, 177↓)

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

Author: katieUSA11 http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/824727

4. (Kelly Clarkson) (489↑, 157↓)

The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.

Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your \#1 hit music station.

Author: 1069 http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1393250

5. (Kelly Clarkson) (425↑, 159↓)

Kelly Clarkson is a great singer , winner of the first season of American Idol , and has an amazing voice

Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist. My favorite song of hers is Breakaway.

Author: iluvbloom08 http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/901983

6. (Kelly Clarkson) (374↑, 178↓)

Sexiest current popstar. Great singing voice and worthwhile lyrics to go with it.

I don't just like Kelly Clarkson for her body, I just mostly like her for her body.

Author: Cabin12 http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1396475

7. (Kelly Clarkson) (237↑, 94↓)

Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on [American Idol] but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.

Kelly Clarkson is the next [Gwen Stefani]. Let's hope she doesn't end up doing her own Hella Good...

Author: Jesse Radin http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1598129

8. (Kelly Clarkson) (127↑, 51↓)

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin Andy: [having chest hair waxed] YOOOOWW\! NIPPLE FUCK\! KELLY CLARKSON\!

Author: Balfdor http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/2175019

9. (Kelly Clarkson) (108↑, 50↓)

The first [American Idol] winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.

Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.

Author: FlareNUKE http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/2006456

10. (kelly clarkson) (252↑, 220↓)

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....

Author: Evster http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1103681

11. (Kelly Clarkson) (47↑, 24↓)

Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album. Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway. Also the latest of celebrities cooler than [Hilary Duff] that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend). Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?" Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show." Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?

Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.

Author: I swear I'm not with him http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1562017

12. (Kelly Clarkson) (127↑, 111↓)

The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.

When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson\!

Author: Leo Kaplowitz http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1641787

13. (kelly clarkson) (56↑, 46↓)

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

Author: Mr. Dwayne http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/2840691

14. (Kelly Clarkson) (19↑, 12↓)

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously) Andy: YOWWWWW\!\! KELLY CLARKSON\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: BabyFireflyyy http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/4050058

15. (Kelly Clarkson) (14↑, 28↓)

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

Author: LAUNDRY CHUTE http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/3896914

16. (Kelly Clarkson) (218↑, 239↓)

kelly clark son is awesome \!\!

i love kelly clarkson

Author: laughway2 much88 http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1160479

17. (kelly clarkson) (49↑, 81↓)

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.

Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.

Author: Sam123456 http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/2398540

18. (Kelly Clarkson) (121↑, 155↓)

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.

Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.

Author: mario perez http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1510934

19. (Kelly Clarkson) (177↑, 213↓)

Miss Independent, idiot

Kelly Clarkson is Miss Independent 2005

Author: connoroxz http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1306646

20. (Kelly Clarkson) (46↑, 94↓)

A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.

Kelly Clarkson owes me money\!

Author: mwitictm http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/2389603

21. (Kelly Clarkson) (55↑, 155↓)

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.

In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER\!\!\!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS\!\!\!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD\!".

Author: Boodmanarisin http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1415208

22. (Kelly Clarkson) (57↑, 188↓)

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like [Hilary Duff], but she has good lyrics

Here I am Once Again I'm Torned Into Pieces Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend Just Thought You Were the one Broken Up Deep Inside But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried Behind These Hazel Eyes

Author: .brandons-wife. http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1421151

23. (kelly clarkson) (47↑, 181↓)

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude\! Look\! It's Kelly Clarkson\!" Mark: "Man the harpoons\!"

Author: M. Bison http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/2430764

24. (Kelly Clarkson) (105↑, 297↓)

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics". these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit. here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. Here I am Once Again I'm Torn Into Pieces Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend Just Thought You Were the one Broken Up Deep Inside But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried Behind These Hazel Eyes 1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far. 2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE. besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them. she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass. OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON\!\!\!\@\#832048423 408324omgomgomg" Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."

Author: shredded wheat http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/1896135

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Last updated: 2012.03.01